A letter to Santa
Santa Claus 325 S.
Lane North Pole
Alaska 99705
09 July 2020
Dear Santa,
I hope this letter finds you in good health.
I’ve decided to write this letter earlier than normal just in case it arrives late thanks to the global pandemic.
As I’m sure you can agree, this has been a very stressful year for all of us and I’m sure your mailbox will soon start filling up with more letters from everywhere around the world from people asking for a few things this year to try and help make up for some of the happiness we have lost.
So I wanted to be the very first person to send you a letter before you get busy really busy prepping for the 25th of December. I know the year has been crazy and I’m sure you have a lot to do so let me jump right into what I would like for Christmas! Since I already know I’ve been reeeaaally good throughout the year I know that I’ll be at the top of your ‘Nice List’. I promise I haven’t even had a fight with my sister even once!! (Just don’t ask my mom…)
Anyway, on to my list!!
I super badly want to date Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect. He’s perfect in every way! I am sure you have the connections to make this a reality :)
I’ve decided the best way forward was to send you a picture of him just in case, so you don’t confuse his good looks with someone else!
Secondly, may we pleeeaaase get some snow in 2021. I promise not to complain when it’s too cold that day! We both know I don’t agree with the cold but I really want to experience proper snow for the first time.
Thirdly, I would like to ask for a job that allows me to eat as much chocolate as possible! I was talking to Rudolf the other day and he said that you might have an opening soon because one of the elves cannot stomach looking at the salted caramel chocolates anymore. I can assure you that I’m the best candidate for the job, as I’ve trained for many years!
Now I understand that some of these gifts on the list might be a bit out of your budget for me, but I promise to look after Garrus! I would play in the snow all day long and not complain once, and I guarantee I would eat all of the salted caramel chocolates you can send my way (the more I eat the stronger I get!)
Even just one of my requests would do… I’ll be forever thankful!
However, I do understand that I cannot get all of them so I’ll add other things on the list as a backup plan, just in case.
Here are my other ideas of what I think my ‘niceness’ over the past year can get me!
- The new Fairy Tail game.
- A keyboard that lights up at night, (I’d use it as a cool night light). If not, then maybe a lava lamp?
- A Mew Mew Power figure (Ichigo), the leader of the group but I’m sure you know all about her already.
- Money so I can go to Japan and buy myself a kimono… not sure how I’ll get there but I’ll leave the small details to you Santa!
- A gaming PC that does not make my head spin when it gets stuck (like my current one does)
- Copic markers so I can draw all my favorite anime characters.
- Free Lindt chocolate for a year (anything with Caramel in it)
- Mauds Salted Caramel Ice Cream from Portrush, Northern Ireland.
With all that being said Santa, I do hope you are well and I cannot say thank you enough for last year.
I will be sure to leave some of our famous chocolate chip cookies for you with lots of milk next to the tree!!
PS. It’s important that I remind you that I’ve been suuuupeerrrr good… but seriously, just don’t ask my mom!!
Lots of Love
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Damn, Garrus is setting the bar pretty high for any potential suitors lady Azura. That aim, badass demeanour, great sense of humor and charming good looks, no one can compete with him ;)
Hi Pieter,
Garrus has no match :) I have a lot of fond memories of the game and I do love the friendship that was formed between Shepard and Garrus before it turned into a relationship.
Lots Of Love
AzuraCub